Paris Hilton showed up for the launching of her latest product, The Bandit. It looks like the old tiara, it also is wearable like the tiara... but it is from Paris Hilton, and that sells.

She appeared fully handed (lollipop, Bic lighter, cell phone, and some other gizmo).
Also fully lipped.
Obviously fully loaded in her pockets.
And about her brains...

About her brains... well, we all know. Or at least I think everyone knows that it is... well, also 'full'. Or you are one of those who bought the fake personification of a dull blonde?
All around the world this image is selling... a lot. Need easy money? Get your blonde sister (dye her hair if you have to), ask her to drop out of Harvard and show her some 'news' about Paris Hilton, Heidi Montag, Audrina Patridge (nobody told her she had to maintain her dye), Ashlee Simpson (got into character before dying and bought the wrong color). That's all, your sis will know where to go from here and like in a two month diet plan, you will be loaded too. The only problem is that she might want to break the deal... remember, SHE was in Harvard, not you.
Loading...











Email this Post


