Britney Spears, Our True Goddess... Let's Hope Not

Found it on this Blog, and translated it for you (with their permission).

In the beginning it was the Oops, and the Oops wasn't with Britney, and Britney wasn't the Oops, and everything was good. Then...

In the beginning Britney created the Oops and the Did It Again, and everyone joyed it. And the Did It Again was messed up and empty, and the paparazzi were over the surface of Britney's house.

And Britney said: "Let me give birth", and she gave birth. And Britney saw that giving birth was good, and gave birth again. And she saw that the result was good, and then separated the kids from the media. And Britney called the fruit of her womb Sean Preston and Jayden James, and called the paparazzi... to make some shots to the OK! Magazine.

Then Britney said: "Let there be vodka between the waters, and separate sparkling water from spring water". And Britney separated vodka on the bottom, and on top some sugar and lemon juice, and called it Kaipiroska. Then she made some Sex On The Beach (lots of it, and in some other places too), and then some Bloody Mary and many other drinks with vodka.

Britney also said: "Let the waters under the sky team up and form some hard dry cubes". And she called the dry "ice" and the rest of the water she called "Turkish bath", and Britney saw that it was damn good.

Then she said "Let there be lights in the expanse of the sky to separate the day from the night", thou she didn't like it so much and ended living in an eternal party night.

And at last Britney said: "Let us make every men in our image, in our likeness"... and here it is where everything went down the hill and it was the first announce of the end of times.

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