December is ending, so 'Top 10 Things of 2007' season has officially arrived. It also has been a very good year for Celebrity Oops, so I had to split this Top 10 in some parts. In fact, it should be called Top "some other number" (like the total amount for instance), but let's be honest... Top 10 is always much more catchier.
So here are the rules. Rules of engagement? Nah, rules of embarrassment fits better.
1. 'Oops', in my opinion, is when you show something that's private enough, so that the oops should be exalted.
2. It doesn't count when it is your intention to show it, so Sex-Tapes are off the list (this list, just wait).
3. It counts as an Oops when that intimate part got to be seen to the common eye. I mean, it's not fair when the Pap got the image from an odd angle, like being laid on the ground waiting to shot that underskirt, or with a hidden camera on a dressing room.
4. I'm not perfect, so if you happened to catch some bigger oops this year, feel free to share it... leave a comment.
5. Last rule: rules may be updated. :P
Enough with the rules, so here it comes, starting from the bottom, all the way to the top.
In August , Beyoncé showed us how not to dress up, when you'll have a huge fan (not exactly the 'enthusiast' type) just below your feet, blowing right to your face (or dress in this case). Beyoncé got naked in front of all her fans (both kind of fans). Watch the video in slow motion and see it for yourself.
Also in August this same year, Hilary Duff followed the same line of 'on stage behavior', and made everybody on the first line happy with this view. Yeah, it's comfortable to swing around without panties, but does it pay? I mean, taking publicity out, and being on focus, and the front pages, and... well, sure, it does pay after all.
Now, lets face it, when a woman (specially a celebrity in need of press (and that would be all of them)) goes to a beach with a strapless bikini and starts jumping into the water, she certainly knows that the 'things' won't hold the 'thing' for a long time. Lindsay Lohan was aware of that on May, and so was her manager. "Go to the beach LiLo, and do that thing you do", may have been the manager words.
OK, according to rule #2, it is hard to believe that Mischa Barton was unaware of this wardrobe malfunction. But it is sooo clear, and Mischa is so nice, that I couldn't leave this fantastic nipple slip out. Other possibility... what were this guys doing inside that van? Free your mind.
Claire Danes nipple slip. Well, Claire was on an interview for MTV Canada, when she chose to bend over and scratch her lower left leg. Thing is she had forgotten her bra at the hotel. Not that there was much to hold with that bra, but here's the lesson... they not only hold, they also cover.
Paris Hilton couldn't be left out in this sort of list. So I chose this copycat of the LiLo breast slip. On July, Paris went surfing, and since she already was on a beach, she also went strapless. Do the math, and here's the result, Paris Hilton boob slip.
Ali Larter's nip slip wasn't that impressive, but as she is stunning by herself, it was enough for me... and for all the Heroes' fans, of course. Poor Ali, she wasn't quite sure where she was going to, but she surely wasn't hoping to get to this list (nor any similar one). Watch the video here.
Far far away in time, over February, Denise Richards showed us something more. We were used to almost every little part of her body, but here you have half of what was missing. Again, on a beach, but this time there's no wave. Denise Richards showing her 'baby making machinery'... or half of it.
2nd & 1st
For the second and first places, there is some sort of technical tie. Both are the new Queens of Pop, both young, both pretty (enough) and both for the same kind of oops. One was sort of the inventor of this kind of flashing, but the other added some new ingredient. We are talking about Britney Spears and her earlier flash without panties, and Christina Aguilera, later, but adding the pregnancy ingredient. So here are both of them, showing it all.
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